(I apologize in advance…) 🙂
Was visited by a  friend today
A friend I thought long gone
Showed up first thing this morning
When my jammies were still on
She came without a warning
And made her presence known
She had no sense of timing
Other than her own
I’ve know her since the age of 12
She’s been there all along
Showing up each month or so
And then she would move on
I never really liked her
She was always such a pain
She made my head and tummy hurt
At the mention of her name.
She never was invited
But always seemed to stay
Long beyond her worn-out welcome
Until she left one day
That was five long months ago
I’d bid my friend farewell
No more awkward mishaps
No more cramps from Hell
I should have known all this time
It was too good to be true
That I’d not see the last of her
That no, we were not through
So please forgive this silliness
About Flo, my old friend
I either have to laugh or cry
Think I’ll do both. The End.
Jana, I have 2 words for you….
“Uterine Ablation” God bless modern medicine….xoxoxoxo
I know, right? Seriously, what is the point of this any more???? I really thought I was done with all of this…ridiculous 🙂 Love you, Lisa, and I might just take your advice!
Amen, Sister! I think we’re on the same clock! Hope you’re doing well… and hope to see you one of these days ;o)
Classic…I love it!