I am never at a loss for embarrassing moments. Ever. But do they have to happen quite so often?
Last night we (Legend) had a basketball game against our rival (Ponderosa). Phenomenal, nail-biting game to the very last millisecond. And we won!
The gym was packed out, with standing room only. We were wedged together in a mass of screaming, sweaty fans. It was crazy. It was loud. It was intense. And it was absolutely awesome!
But the place where I was squished into my bleacher seat was not where I had originally settled my tushie. No, that would have been way too easy. Slightly boring even.
Mark led the way up the quickly filling bleachers. I followed behind, throwing out hello’s as I climbed the stairs to the top, where we would have a wall to lean against. I should never try to climb stairs and be social at the same time. Too distracting. Once at the top, I plopped my purse down in front of me and snuggled in close to Mark. Which would have been fine, had it really been Mark. As I leaned down to get something out of my purse, a voice next to me said, “Well, hello there!” I looked up to see the face of another basketball parent, a man looking at me with the most quizzical look on his face. I’m sure the look on my face was one of dread as I felt myself blush. Mark was nowhere to be seen and here I had wedged myself in between this guy and another person. I quickly apologized, saying “I thought you were my husband!”, and visually tried to locate where my actual husband had gone. Thankfully, this man has a wonderful sense of humor and we had a huge laugh over it.
Later that night, after the incredible game and dinner out with everyone, Mark and I headed to Walmart to pick up a couple of things for the team breakfast this morning. I waited in the car while Mark ran in. Exhausted, I leaned my head back against the car seat. Out of the corner of my eye, I could see that a car next to me was backing up slowly and very deliberately. I thought this was strange and wondered if it was someone I knew. As the driver came into my vision, I recognized the now very familiar face. A face that I had very recently seen up close and personal. The window rolled down and the same voice said, “I’m sorry I parked so close….I thought you were my wife!”
i love you! every little crazy bit of you!
I love you, too! Oh, how I miss you! How are you doing????
Oh my word Jana – you make me laugh so hard! You just left my house and I miss you so I’m reading your wonderful blog to get a little more of ya! I love who you are and how you think and the silly things you do. You offer the rest of us the “gift of going second” in which we can say “me too!” to whatever… Love you girl! and you paid Annika way too much…Thank you! 🙂 xoxo KP
love you, love you, love you….we should write a book about all our faux pas, girl!!!