I’m that little girl
Who had the little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When I’m good, I’m very, very good
But when I’m bad, I’m horrid
Well, maybe not horrid, but not very nice
My cranky comes out and it comes with a price
My eyebrows go low when my temper goes high
My teeth bite my lip, my eyes well to cry
My ears turn bright red, and that’s not so pretty
My sense of humor flees, and so does my witty
My patience runs thin as my voices becomes thick
My head starts to hurt, I start to feel sick
The look on my face makes wrinkles appear
And I think I look fatter, or is that just my mirror?
Being a grump isn’t good for my me
It’s bad for my health and makes me ugly
The nasty inside comes out to be seen
And no one likes a girl who is nasty and mean
But when I’m good, I’m very, very good
So here’s what I’ll do, I think that I should
Take the curl in the middle of my head (only metaphorically….you know my hair is stick straight!)
And make it bend the other way, the happy way, instead
That way makes the smile come out
Away goes the sad face and its ugly pout
My eyebrows go up, my temper comes down
I don’t bite my lip so I don’t have to frown
My ears go back to a sweet shade of pink
My humor returns and so does my wink
Here comes my patience and my voice returns
My headache is gone, and so’s my heartburn
Frown wrinkles vanish, I’m looking quite thin (no, actually, it IS the mirror…)
So my cranky’s defeated and my happy does win.
The moral of the story, in case you haven’t guessed
Be careful how you comb your hair, and you’ll save yourself some stress!
Just surfing wordpress blogs and found this… I love this poem! Hilarious! Great post 🙂
Thank you…I was having one of those days yesterday…:-)