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Oops!  I did it again.

You’d think that I’d have learned.

But no, I really went back

Though more than once been burned.

I really tried avoiding it

Couldn’t wait another day

To pick up my contact lenses

There was just no other way.

I drove into the the parking lot

My heart began to race

Old memories came flooding back

Could I this challenge face?

The big blue sign loomed overhead

As if to taunt my fear

Did I really have to do it?

What am I doing here?

But burning eyes spurred me on

My prescription long past due

And so I parked and headed in

As doom and dread ensued.

All I needed were a few things

For dinner and my eyes

How long could it take?  How hard could it be?

Surely easy buys.

First stop was the eye care

Where my contacts were on hold

And as I approached the counter

My warm blood soon turned cold.

Two employees working there

Were busy now with others

Not ideal, but I would wait

Though clearly not my druthers.

Neither worker looked at me

Or said, “I’ll be right with you.”

And so I lingered “patiently”

Sensing strongly deja vu.

The lady right in front of me

Must have been one hundred and two

Her hearing gone, her eyesight shot

My nightmare coming true

When asked what was her number

She didn’t have a clue

But I refrained from rolling eyes

Not sure just what to do.

Could they see me standing here?

Did anybody care?

Ten minutes turned to fifteen

This really wasn’t fair

All I needed was my contacts

And I’d already paid

Should I interrupt and ask for them

And then be on my way?

The little boy behind me

Was screaming in his cart

His mom just sat and stared at him

In the middle of Walmart.

Grandma was still ordering

And struggling to hear

Every question asked of her

Was answered, “Excuse me, dear?”

At this point I’ve decided

This isn’t going well

So I will come back later

And hope I’ll live to tell.

So off to get my groceries

Won’t bore you with details

Things were going pretty smoothly

‘Til my kung fu grip did fail.

I tried to get my produce

But three times dropped my vegies

The same number of times I saw

People picking wedgies.

Once I dropped an onion

It rolled across the floor

But didn’t stay intact, oh no,

Just wait now, there is more.

With each roll that onion

Decided to undress

It’s skin peeled off, it’s inside bare

But listen, I digress…

The closer that I got to it

The further that it rolled

I chased it, grabbed it, picked it up

And replaced it, slightly soiled.

I continued shopping

Then headed up to pay

Was dreading the infamous Walmart lines

Way more than I can say.

I made it through, fairly unscathed

But chuckled in my head

When the checkout lady asked me

If cornbread tastes “like cornbread?”

Now the groceries paid for

One task yet remained

To finally get my contacts

The ones for which I’d payed.

I walked back to the counter

And there was no one there

Just an empty cluttered desk

With a very empty chair.

The workers I hear talking

In a little room next door

I see them and they see me

Yet they do nothing more.

My boiling point is coming

I can feel it in my bones

I try to keep from screaming

But let out a tiny groan.

Finally comes the lady

Irritated I was there

She didn’t say “how are you?”

She really didn’t care.

“Name?” she asked. I told her.

“Jana Jarvis” loud and clear.

“Gina Travis?” she asked blandly.

I can’t believe my ears.

“Jana Jarvis”, I repeat

And spell it out for her

I think she cussed under her breath

But I’m not really sure.

I walked away with contacts

And happy I will be

For I am leaving Walmart

And I can finally see!

 

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