I have a friend named Kirby
He’s been a friend for years
He’s big and strong and works real hard
A leader among peers
He’s pushed around by women
Who use him all the time
But he just rolls along
As if everything is fine
He has a hefty appetite
Doesn’t leave a crumb
Brings things to the surface
So they’re not swept under the rug
When he’s feeling sick
This homemaker’s out of luck
Cuz when he’s feeling healthy
Is the only time he sucks
See, Kirby is my vacuum
I use him everyday
He works his little tail off
With little time to play
But my Kirby is so sick today
Seems to have no appetite
So I took him to the “clinic”
So they can make him right.
And I miss him terribly now
As I see crumbs on the floor
He’s never been away from home
When he’s been sick before
My Swiffer works on dog hair
My broom can hit a puck
But only my sweet Kirby
Is the friend that really sucks!
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Thank you! Love it when that happens!