My name is Jessie

They say I’m a dog

But that’s just like saying

The prince is the frog

It’s obvious to me

That I’m fully human

I’m a beautiful blond

‘Specially after groomin’

All that I ask

Is for endless attention

From all of my family

And their friends.  Did I mention

That a good day for me

Would be lying on the floor

Having my belly rubbed

Who could want more?

Sometimes on walks

The smells are too much

I stop at each flower

To taste and to touch

Always the princess

I sniff for the spot

To pee and to poop

Is this it? No, it’s not

I’ve never met anyone

I didn’t love

So I kiss them and paw them

and “show dem my wuv!”

My biggest asset

is on my back end

It never stops wagging

Shows I am your friend

Yesterday mom brought

Home a young bunny

She wouldn’t let me eat it

That SO wasn’t funny!

In my mind the world

Should revolve around me

But all of the Jarvis’

Somehow disagree

One day I’ll convince them

That I’m one of their kind

But for now there’s a milkbone

That I need to find…