You know when you have one of those great days where you feel like you get everything on your list done? I had one of those today. It was awesome! I did two new projects that I was really excited about, payed bills (yes, the old fashioned way!!!!), did a zillion errands (give or take a couple), took three huge garbage bags of clothes to the Goodwill…I know there’s more, but that was the bulk of it. A very productive day.
So I was feeling a little like, “I am woman, hear me roar!” I should always be very cautious when I get that type of feeling, because, inevitably, there will be great humiliation to follow.
Towards the end of my errands, I made a stop at JoAnn’s (the female version of Home Depot) to get some things to finish my project. I found great deals and was really excited to get home and put it all together. As I was at the register paying, I heard the checker behind me say, “Ma’am?” I was sure that he was talking to an older woman in the store. For some odd reason, I still think of myself as a “Miss”. Ridiculous, I know. So I ignored him. Until he said it two more times. I turned around, and sure enough, he was talking to me. He pointed to my back side and said, “Um, you have some tape on you.” I reached back, and what do you know? He was right. Not just a little piece of scotch or even masking tape, but a big wad of blue painter’s tape from my project was stuck, smack dab on my butt! I really, really wish that you could have been here to laugh with me at this point!!!!
I know that there has to be a really funny play on words or joke of some kind with this scenario, but I’ll let you come up with your own on this one…. 🙂
And while I’m not going to post a picture of the blue tape mass, I am sharing my project with you on my “who i am” page.
You are so funny! Looks like you got yourself into another sticky situation! At least you don’t try to mask your occasional flightiness. Next time you want to take your paint supplies with you, use your fanny pack!
That’s hilarious! You are absolutely right, girl!