They say I’m a dog
But that’s just like saying
The prince is the frog
It’s obvious to me
That I’m fully human
I’m a beautiful blond
‘Specially after groomin’
All that I ask
Is for endless attention
From all of my family
And their friends. Did I mention
That a good day for me
Would be lying on the floor
Having my belly rubbed
Who could want more?
Sometimes on walks
The smells are too much
I stop at each flower
To taste and to touch
Always the princess
I sniff for the spot
To pee and to poop
Is this it? No, it’s not
I’ve never met anyone
I didn’t love
So I kiss them and paw them
and “show dem my wuv!”
My biggest asset
is on my back end
It never stops wagging
Shows I am your friend
Yesterday mom brought
Home a young bunny
She wouldn’t let me eat it
That SO wasn’t funny!
In my mind the world
Should revolve around me
But all of the Jarvis’
Somehow disagree
One day I’ll convince them
That I’m one of their kind
But for now there’s a milkbone
That I need to find…
Love it! It’s like you can read her mind!
It’s not too hard…she kinda wears her heart on her sleeve, or I mean paw. She really is a ridiculous riot!